I need a new wheelcover

For much of my time as a Deputy I worked the night shift. One night while working I happened to lose one of the wheel covers (hubcap) off of my new patrol car. I was driving a brand new car not three months old yet and was missing a wheel cover.

So since I rarely had much interaction with the Sheriff. I did as I normally did whenever I needed to get equipment replaced. I went to the office and left him a note. It went something like this.

Boss,

Sometime during the night last night, I lost a wheel cover off of the patrol car. If you get a chance could you order me a replacement.

Thanks

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Simple right. Well, the next night when I go to work and go by the office there is a note from him, thumbtacked to the front of my inbox that said,

What's the matter, are your "nuts" exposed.

Then in little letters at the bottom of the note it said, I called and ordered you a new wheel cover.